dampsandwich:

do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns)

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

krawkward:

theswampghoul:

how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets

zovii:

churrochihiro:

I have found it.
I have found the perfect Leon wig.

the leon king

printerssuck:

markmejia:

opolla:

tricksterroxylalonde:

ectogasmic:

napoleonbonerhard:

Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

wow

whoops my hand slipped

This is hellla sick tho!

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

(Source: fall-out-oh-boy)

tentacleprincess:

shit that was fun >:S

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

donaldcock:

I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr

(Source: magnushammerass)

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

enenkay:

Today my sister made ME a Zacharie pancake. #off #zacharie #pancakes #art

ghostie00:

so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always